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Friday, December 11, 2009

vampires suck...

literally.

i dont understand the obsession with twilight,
someone enlighten me.
yes, i saw the movie.
yes, i read the books.
however, fantasy creatures do not translate into dreamy boyfriends.
personally, i'd rather date a walrus.



i mean honestly.
let's look at the cold hard evidence.


Exhibit A.
meet edward.
pasty, nasty disposition, wants to eat you, likes to watch you sleep, can't be in the sun & cold to cuddle with



Exhibit B
Meet Andy
nicest guy, fun, wants to feed you (not EAT), likes to fall asleep with you, loves to lay in the sun on the beach, warms you up by cuddling



Personally, exhibit B proves that reality is better than fantasy.
thankyouverymuch.
I'd hate to turn into one of these...



but like i said, enlighten me...
maybe im missing something?

5 comments:

  1. HAHA um...i COMPLETLEY agree with you. I just don't get it.

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  2. Agreed. What is the deal with the Twilight fascination? Andy looks great. Congratulations!

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  3. Girls want what they can't have, agreed? Isn't a vampire the ultimate forbidden man? I mean he wants to kill you and drain you! But he restrain's himself and overcomes every instinct he has because he wants you more than his own satisfaction. Dangerous and self-sacrificing? That aside, he's also educated, mature, wealthy, protective, smoking hot, kind, and mysterious. Even without the vampire shennanigans, that's almost every girl's recipie for a fantasy-man. But thats the key I think, he's described as such a perfect guy that he can be anyone you want. (Hence the outrage at r.patz casting as well, he didn't fit into most "mental molds" of Edward because everyone had their own preference in mind.)

    Thats my explanation. Forbidden fruit, mystery man, dangerous, bad boy. All of the above.

    Personally, I'm a Jacob fan. Ripped, tan, warm, brooding, and constantly shirtless and wet...

    Then Again...I'd take Ryan Renolds over them both. Funny man = sexy man

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  4. bahahahaha
    i don't get the huge twilight phase...
    & i'm not team edward or team jacob. i'm team sexy REAL boy. so anyways

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  5. oh how can you not be a fan of a teenage girls battle between necrophilia and beastiality?

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